Tick tock, tick tock!~

So the other day my mom asked how come all my friends were female, don’t I have male friends? Hmm. What can you possible say to THAT?

 

Well you can say many things. You can tell the truth, you can lie. You can bring along a male friend the next time, or you can say you're  a  lesbian. Just don’t say what I said.

 

I said “Mom, when you absolutely HAVE to marry me off, and I don’t have a male friend yet, feel free to look for one for me”.

It was a joke! A joke!!

 

Mom: Serious ah? I’ve got a couple of offers oredi

Me: WHAT?!??!

Mom: You know (insert name here)?

Me: No

Mom: Well they have a son who is a (insert profession here). Very stable. (Insert descriptive term here). You can ask grandma for more details. She’ll get you a man in no time.

 

Repeat whole conversation 3 times. Ouch.

 

My only saving grace is that my mom’s racist. Towards our own race, whatever race that might be. So she doesn’t quite want me to marry “apne atmi- our people”. Something vague about interbreeding and eternal slavery and whatnots. Hahahaha. My mom cracks me up. And since all the offers are from “our people”, I’m in pretty good hands.

 

Mangni Chut Pat Shaadi – a phrase I never want to hear. Unless it’s John Abraham’s mom saying it. Or maybe Abishek Bachan’s mom. I’d have to kill Ashwarya Rai first though.

 

*Violent daydreaming begins*

Comments

['lyn hazirah']

it will never stop... after you have a boyfriend, they will ask "bila mau hantar tanda" when youre already engaged, they will ask "berapa lama ikat?" now.. this Q's you have to betul2 answer..."6months"-it will be considered too short... "2yrs"-lama sgt (ni my case la ni).

of course, masa ni org sudah bising2 pasal berapa dulang hantaran & berapa duit hantaran... grrr!!! never enuff... oo silap, you tak tau whats the right amount actually for people not to talk about it

now bila sudah kahwin... they will ask "bila mau anak?" when you sudah beranak, "bila nak tambah lagi?" when you beranak lagi... "ish ish... apa rapat sgt beranak? tak reti nak nyempat gaknyer"

i thought having 2 sons would be enuff la to shut some mouths up... no no... "eh.. takkan anak laki je kot? cuba la dpt anak pompuan pulak" erk....!!!!!!??

conclusion: you can never make everyone happy!!!

[azaluvshopping]

sigh sigh sigh. nuff said.

[TASHAshawn]

I can't but help... Wahahahahahahahahahaha~~ Oppsss... Sorry... =)

[aZLyNNa]

lyn- O..M..G.. people want u to have more kids?? the boys are wat? 2 years plus only kannn?? ishhh...

aza- yeahhhhh.. makes getting older that much more sucky

shawn- wait larrr... u think just cus ur geeky u wont get this aahhh?? muahahahahaha

['lyn hazirah']

hahaha... tu la dia.. ini distant relative la ni. bila dah byk sgt anak karang duk sibuk pulak .. "ish ish anak beratur mcm anak tikus!!!" ekekekeke..... "takreti2 nak pakai condom gaknyer!!!" hahahaha adoi la hai!!!!!!

[eMiLy fiZz]

babes, why did u not save yourself by telling your mom that you ARE dating some1 (trust me its true, i'm the best friend) but it's emm...

Complicated? >:D

the rest of you guys, call me for details on the mystery-man lynn is seeing (muahahaha...!!!)