Dettol and Pontinaks

The drama begins.

Reach Murky Parit at 1030, freak out cus our door is wiiiddddeeee open. I remember locking it up weehhhhh... Oh what creature awaits its prey patiently...


[door wide open, lights from my headlights (it was pitch black!), neighbours kiasu don't leave porch lights on.]

Courtesy of one too much fun  during the weekend, me neither salwa (both braindead) gave much thought of the creatures and simply acted normal. (This is MY blog, I can pretend bravery if I want to). Ok fine. I was scared shitless. Happy? Didn't find no creature, but then again we were too scared to look.

11 - 12 am.
First things first : INTERNET. Streamyx people were more efficient than usual so we got internet reconnected within the hour.

12 am.
Look around the house... The mess we left 2 weeks ago...


[Living room]

[Unidentifiable stains on kitchen floor]

[My fridge, ewwww ew ew ewwwwwww]

[The food rack.. ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww]

And for fear of being recognised and ridiculed in public as "those girls with super creepy bedrooms", our bedroom pictures are not gonna be here.

3 am
Exhausted. Watch football in a decidedly cleaner home. Stupid Zidane, what a waste of bloody opportunity for France!


[Clean fridge]

[Food Rack]

[Living room]

Bathed between the time the game ended before the extra time began. Almost died from the absofuckinglutely cold water, but that's another story.

So my life here begins. Hope someting fuckciting happens soon.